Everyone who plays D&D knows and dreads you. At its core, D&D is a game about roleplay and cooperation, but not to you. To you, D&D is about killing, looting and killing some more. You probably don’t have a backstory, because you live in the moment.

Skill Proficiencies: None specified

Tool Proficiencies: None

Languages: Any one

Equipment: A simple weapon of your choice.

You are only interested in combat, and find roleplay to be painfully boring. You get a +2 bonus to any combat-related roll and a -3 bonus to all other rolls.

Personality Traits (d8)

1	I mutilate the bodies of NPCs after killing them.
2	I laugh uncontrollably when murderhoboing.
3	I act perfectly normal until I start playing D&D. Nobody suspects I’m a murderhobo until it’s too late.
4	I keep a list of all the campaigns I’ve ruined.
5	I min-max in order to be better at killing.
6	I take pity on players who do things other than kill and loot.

Ideals (d6)

1	Heroism. The DM forces their sexual fantasies into the game. I murderhobo to disrupt that. (Good)
2	Freedom. The rules of the game don’t matter, only fun does!!! (Chaotic)
3	Nihilism. It’s a game, not the real world. I’m not actually hurting anyone. (Neutral)
4	Cruelty. I just love it when NPCs tremble in fear of my blade. (Evil)
5	Spite. I don’t like the other players, they don’t deserve to have a good campaign. (Evil)
6	Ignorance. Wait, you’re telling me that there’s more to D&D than senseless killing? (Any)

Bonds (d6)

1	There was this one DM who was so nice that I actually went along with the plot.
2	I’m especially likely to kill an NPC if they remind me of a real person that I don’t like.
3	I got kicked out of a group that I really liked, and I regret my murderhoboing to this day.
4	I started playing D&D when I was 10, and I didn’t know any better.

Flaws (d6)

1	I’m too lazy to do anything other than kill and loot.
2	I only attack defenseless NPCs because I’m too scared of fighting monsters.
3	I lack the creativity to flesh out my character.
4	“What do you mean burning down an orphanage makes me chaotic evil? I’m chaotic neutral I swear!”